You are Puertorican if...

unodien — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:05:31 UT

este blog lo puse tambn en mi page de myspace (www.myspace.com/unodien) pero me gusto mucho pq hay muchas cosas que se identifican conmigo... sobretodo la comida! jajaja

You like Malta better than Coke.

If someone tells you to be at a certain place at 1:00 pm, you don't show up until 2:30 or 3:00 p.m. or might not show up at all.

You know who Pacheco and Topo Gigo and Burbujita are .

Your entire family goes to grandma's house on Sundays for a big family get together....even when you guys see each other everyday.

You can name at least 30 novelas and 10000 actors/actresses.

You know about politics since you were 2.

You are the completely loudest person in the room.

You travel to Puerto Rico and instead of taking a suitcase with all your stuff, you take presents for the entire family, the dog, the neighbor.

When you travel out of PR you take pasteles, sofrito, piononos, and habichuelas GOYA in your suitcase in case you can't find any.

You're so proud that you're Puertoriccan you tell everyone.

You leave your house spotless when you have people coming over.

You understand & speak Spanish, but when you say a word in Puertoriccan no one gets you.

You can dance reggaeton without even needing the music.

You can dance just about anything without music.

Your jokes are always about Dominican people.

You take food too seriously.

You cried when Zuleyka won Miss Universe.

You go to a birthday party,and you can't leave until you take that piece of cake home and the centerpeice.

You know what guanimes are.

You know a lot about Salsa, Merengue, Bomba, Plena

You`ve studied the history of almost every country.

You eat rice and beans at least 7 days a week.

Your breakfast consists of coffee and pan sobao with butter.

Everyone thinks you're crazy.

You know who Filiberto, Rosello, Tito Kayak are.

You go to a bar and ask for Medalla

You are so used to corruption that nothing surprises you anymore.

You know how to play dominoes and briscas.

You know how to play volleyball since 1st grade.

You take pictures everywhere you go.

You know how to party, and if the party doesnt have reggaeton might as well be a meeting.

Any holiday...being it official or not, is an excuse to stay home from work and take a week vacation.

You know what a mango REALLY looks like. (Its not red and mushy)

Your favorite drink is Old Colony (the original recipe)

You go to the supermarket in rolos OR doobie

You spend an entire weekend at the beach.

You are too friendly.

You hate Rosello

You make friends everywhere you go.

Reggaeton rocks your pants off.

You grew up dancing/singing to Jaylin Cintron

Easter is incomplete without bacalao.

You own un pilon for making mofongo

Your 15th birthday party was bigger than your wedding.

No meal is complete without rice, beans, and meat.

You pretend you don't speak English when you're drunk.

You think JLo is a depravation of our culture.

You knew Daddy Yankee when he wasnt international.

You think Dayanara is WAY cooler than JLO.

You made a party when Denisse Quinones won Miss Universe and Tito Trinidad won against Oscar de la Hoya.

You dot consider anyone negro just trigueno.

You have a platano plant in your back yard.

You cant sleep without the coquis in the background.

You dont burn at the beach because your already tanned.

Any temperature under 70 is WAY too cold for you.

You prefer EL MESON to Subway, Quiznos and any other sandwich spot.

You say Sanwich

Your car is messy. (but eveyone knows that!!!!)

You can't sleep because el cuco te va a comer.

You know all reggeaton songs on the radio and la gasolina has been out since 2004.

You can sing la BORINQUENA without flinching.

Your mom te metia una pela when you misbehaved.

A week without tostones is hell.

You cant drive like a normal person.(right Erika????

You travel to Disney every year.(right Maritere!!!!)

You party every weekend.

Las Justas are the only reason to go to college.(jajajaja so trueeeee!)

The only school to go to is UPR(gallitooooooooooooooooooooossss)

You dont know much Spanish really.

You cant just speak one language

You were in favor of the Spanglish movement.

You think newyoricans are cafre.

PR is a country and thats that.

US is only taking our taxes. They dont do anything in our government.

You enjoy your american citizenship but are not American.

You dont know your house address

You can't give directions.

Puerto Rico is the shit and no one can tell you otherwise.

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You are Puertorican if...